There’s too much negativity when talking about mental illness! Thought I’d compile a post of Bipolar funnies for you all. :):
(PS: As hilarious as I am – no, really, I am – I can unfortunately claim no responsibility of creating these pictures or jokes. I leave that to the internet.)
The doctor finished summing up his findings, “Mr Smith, someone who is Bipolar has difficulty in sustaining relationships, has a grandiose self worth and projects their problems on their partner.”
“Fuck me Doc!” I said. “Were all of my nine wives Bipolar then?”
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Just because everyone’s out to get me, it doesn’t mean I’m not paranoid.
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Instead of a sign that says “Do Not Disturb” I need one that says “Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution.”
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You Know You’re Bipolar If………
10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just because.
8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.
7. What do you mean you’re tired—I had only 3 orgasms!
6. You can not remember the number 7.
5 You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen mood stabilizers.
4 Your cat’s name is Kay and your dog’s name is Jamison.
3 You bring your own research to the doctor’s.
2 You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do in four days. And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:
1 Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the peanut butter or under it.
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Hope you enjoyed these! Might do a two parter.
And Just a Touch of Crazy 